My Newest Supplement "Finishing Touches - 100 Character Quirks" Hit The Bestseller List On DTRPG!

I've been writing gaming supplements for something like 10 years now, and in that time I've wound up on the front page of Drive Thru RPG on more than one occasion. However, since the "updates" and the deluge of AI slop swept the Internet, it's been hard as hell to get noticed over there. This past week, though, some higher power decided I'd been working hard and deserved a treat.

Which is my way of saying that my newest release, Finishing Touches - 100 Quirks For Your Characters, made it to the #3 slot on the Most Popular Under $5 tab!

Seriously, grab yourself a copy if you haven't yet!

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A Solid Comeback For My Broken Ice Books

 

It's a bit of a weird name, but I refer to this particular series of TTRPG supplements as my broken ice books, largely due to the cover design. And while it started off with the twin supplements 100 Tips And Tricks For Being A Better Game Master (largely collecting the best advice on this very blog) and 100 Tips And Tricks For Being A Better RPG Player, I eventually stretched out to giving players (and GMs to a lesser extent) advice on filling in the blank parts of their characters. This included supplements like 100 Dark Secrets, 100 Fantasy Professions (That Aren't "Adventurer"), and 100 Character Goals and Motivations, all of which are meant to help players dig into the corners of character building that often get overlooked.

People are complicated, and it takes work to figure them out.

There are two things I'd like to request for readers who've made it this far, though. First and foremost, go pick up your copy of Finishing Touches today! The Internet black out really broke my flow, and I could use all the help I can get to push it up to Silver status. Secondly, though, if you'd like to see more supplements released for this series, consider some of the following titles:

- 100 Hooks For Your Characters (which would allow players to hand their GM options for story hooks)

- 100 Family Members (for players who need some help fleshing out their family tree)

- 100 Mentors (for players who want someone important, but not a family member, to fill that role)

These are just a few of the potential titles I've come up with, but I figured I'd open the floor to readers who'd like to see others join the list. So tell me, what would you like to see from me in the future? Because this list has had a couple of popular titles so far, and I'd like to keep it going if I could.

If one of these catches your attention, let me know down in the comments below! Or if you have a different topic you'd like to see me cover, mention that instead. My ears are open, and I'll keep listening as long as folks want to see new titles come out for this series... or really any series I've been working on. But I would prefer to get it straight from the horse's mouth.

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What Are Restaurants Like In Your Game World?

Food is an often overlooked part of any RPG setting. I can tell you this with at least a bit of authority, since my supplements 100 Fantasy Foods and 100 Sci Fi Foods are two of the better sellers in my catalog (and it's stretching up toward the 220-title mark). However, even if you have specific images in your head for what food looks like in your setting, take a moment to consider what restaurants (or just food vendors) look like in this world.

And, if you want to get really creative, how widespread have certain practices or styles become over the years?

Do you have a reservation?

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From Greasy Spoons To White Tablecloths

For most fantasy games, the closest things we have to a restaurant are the taverns and inns the party stay at on their travels. Not only that, but for the most part the party just receives the "standard" fare; hearty stews, brown bread, and every now and again some roasted fowl or boar if they happen to be in the right area during the proper season. And... well, that's really it.

However, when it comes to restaurants, there's a couple of questions you need to ask:

- What kind of food is being offered?

- How is that food cooked?

- How is that food eaten?

- What are the standards and culture around eating out?

Just applying these to a fantasy setting (or a sci fi one) can start to change the shape of your world, while also giving some real form and feeling to particular places.

As an example, ask what the main livestock is for a particular place. For example, if one is out in cattle country, then steaks, ground beef, and similar foods may be readily available. But cities are dense and crowded, making it difficult to keep such large animals unless they come by on cattle drives. Does this make beef cheap to get out in the hinterlands, where it's seen as the common food of working men and women, but it's considered a luxury in the city because it's so difficult to get? Is chicken more common as a protein, especially since chickens can be kept in a wider variety of settings? Or are larger animals rare and difficult to find, so this culture harvests insects, preparing them in a variety of dishes?

Once you know the plants, livestock, etc. that are offered in a given area, ask what kinds of vendors and restaurants exist in these places and cultures, and how commonly available prepared dishes are, and what form they take.

What can I get for ya, friend?

As an example, are there food vendors in the markets, near parks, or around tournaments? Do they sell pouches of roasted nuts, cooked sausages, or even broiled lizards on a stick? And are these meals meant to be eaten with one's fingers, off a skewer, or using chop sticks (which were created as a disposable utensil for street food)? What spices are readily available, and does that change the way these snacks are prepared? Is salt readily available, for instance? Or are hot peppers more common in a given region, making food a trial to eat for those who aren't used to it?

Once you know what is available in terms of the types of foods and spices, then you need to ask yourself what kind of cooking methods are available. For example, are foods boiled in a given region? Are they grilled? Is food eaten raw because most of the local diet is made up of fruits and vegetables? Are foods battered and deep fried? Are they cooked in oil, fat, or something else entirely? Because once you know how food is prepared, you can get some idea of how mobile a kitchen can be, or if customers have to come to a specific location because these foods cannot be put on a cart and sold on the street.

Lastly, consider what kind of restaurants might spring up around these foods, and their preparation methods.

For instance, are there sidewalk cafes where people sip tea and eat simple breakfast foods? Is there a performance-cooking experience similar to hibachi restaurants, but the people at the grill are sorcerers or bards who mix magic with the meal? Are there places filled with greenery that claim they prepare food in the manner of the Mosswood elves? Are there restaurants filled with bonfires that specialize in the half-raw meat eaten by orc tribes, which grew in popularity due to supposedly making one stronger and more robust?

And for a finishing touch, take a moment to ask what culture there is around a particular type of restaurant, and who the ideal clientele they're trying to attract is.

As an example, was a particular restaurant opened by a former gladiator who claims the meals they serve will help someone become a champion? Are there matches in the center pit where young and hungry fighters come to get noticed, making it a place for dinner and a show? Is there a regional chain of restaurants who are all run by a particular family, so they all boast the same menu, and their quality is reliable no matter which place someone frequents? Is it considered rude to wear weapons or armor to dinner within the culture of a particular restaurant, or is this encouraged because a particular restaurant wants a reputation as a dangerous place frequented by hard cases? For that matter, do retired "adventurers" open restaurants as a way to showcase their trophies and glories, often showing up to hobnob with their patrons, and perhaps share a few stories about where a particular blade, a noted cuirass, or a mounted head of a deadly creature came from?

In a setting with dragons, powerful wizards, roaming demons, and crazed cults, consider how strange something as common as a restaurant might be, and just what folks might find if they walk through the doors. And if you're looking for a couple of ideas to jump start your imagination, check out 100 Random Taverns, as well as 100 Space Bars.

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My October Patreon Shout Out (And A Small Favor, If You Could?)

I'm starting to think that October is cursed. For the past 2 years every time this month rolls around, people important to me have to move. Not want to. Not start looking into it. Have to, because something has gone wrong, and their current living situation is no longer workable.

This year is, sadly, no different. But before we get into that, let me get my patron shout-out in, because you all are the ones keeping my numbers up, and ensuring I can keep the bills paid!

- Chris Dundon (To Valhalla, my friend!)

- Brenton Ayres (You're doing more than your part to keep the wheels turning!)

- Tracy Bailey-Mathews (Hopefully some of what I write is helping with the campaign!)

- Joy Von Holle (One of my oldest and most appreciated supporters on this list!)

My patrons are what make these blogs possible... so if you want to make sure I keep putting out fresh posts, consider heading over to The Literary Mercenary's Patreon page, and consider making a pledge today. Or, if you don't want a subscription, consider tossing a tip into my jar on The Literary Mercenary's Ko-Fi page instead!

For less than the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you can sponsor a creative of your very own!

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The Small Favor (Which Is Sort Of Time Sensitive)

I talked about this a little while back in Author and RPG Designer Alice Liddell is Moving, And Really Needs Our Help To Make It Happen, but apparently there's been some confusion regarding that post, so I wanted to clear that up for readers. I thought I was clear at the time, but to re-iterate, Alice is not moving because she wants to. Her life circumstances have taken another downturn, and she has to move... worse, this move is happening unexpectedly, and without a lot in the way of preparation, so she doesn't have the budget saved up to just get new housing with a snap of her fingers.

She's working hard, but the math simply isn't mathing. As such, I'm asking folks who read my blog to please consider pitching in to help her land on her feet so she can get through this crisis.

The post I linked above has the exhaustive list of ways folks can help (both paid and free), but I wanted to narrow that list for this week to focus on 3 distinct things people can do.

 

- Buy her a Ko-Fi to help her pay for necessities (moving truck, administrative fees, etc.)

 

- Subscribe to The A.L.I.C.E. Files on YouTube (we need 95 more subs to start getting monetized)

 

- Pick up one of her existing supplements from Azukail Games (100 Stat Boost Potion Recipes, 100 Flowers and Trees Sure To Boost Your Stats, 100 Avian Beasts, 100 Witches, 100 Dangerous Plants)

Again, there are more ways you can help in the original blog link at the beginning of this section, but I wanted to narrow things down, and sharpen the call to action. Our hope is that we'll be able to handle this situation quickly, and get things settled into some kind of normalcy... but any help you could provide would be greatly appreciated in getting her through this unexpected challenge!

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To stay on top of all my latest releases, follow me on Blue Sky, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and now Pinterest as well! To support my work, consider Buying Me a Ko-Fi, or heading to The Literary Mercenary's Patreon page to become a regular, monthly patron. That one helps ensure you get more Improved Initiative, and it means you'll get my regular, monthly giveaways as a bonus!

Dungeon Design Tips: Ensure There Are Ways To Deal With Environmental Challenges and Penalties

In one of the earlier installations of this series, Pay Attention To The Environment, I mentioned that a lot of the time Game Masters forget that there are actual environmental hazards that exist in a lot of the dungeons we create. Everything from toxic air, to deadly temperatures, to inclement weather is a possibility, and all of these things provide a unique flavor and challenge to a particular dungeon.

However, I wanted to provide a late caveat to this advice. Namely that these hazards and difficulties should have some way for player characters to deal with them, and that they shouldn't just exist as a blanket middle finger. Because giving players the chance to do something clever (or to find the resources to deal with the hazard in the dungeon itself) will let them feel accomplished, and like they earned something. If they can't do anything about it, they'll just feel like they're being punished.

There will still be times where there's not much to be done... but those should be used sparingly whenever possible.

Anyone else's lungs tingling? I feel like there's something in the air down here...

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Hazards Need Solutions (So They Don't Feel Like Punishments)

Let's take a moment to present a concrete example of what I'm talking about here. Your party needs to cross a room. A low fog bank hides the floor, as well as the places where there's weak spots, or outright holes. The idea is that the party cannot see the places they're treading on until it's too late. Whether this is meant to be a tense room to cross, or there are monsters they have to fight while dealing with this hazard, it's meant to represent an area of challenge.

Now, players could just bite the bullet, rush in, and hope they pick the proper path through the mist, trusting on their reflexes and abilities to save them from serious harm. But there should be some way to dispel the mist, even if it's for a limited period of time. When it comes to solutions, there are usually a couple of options... but most of them boil down to:

- Player Abilities: One or more of the characters has a feature that allows them to bypass a particular obstacle or hazard.

- Environmental Off-Switch: There is something in or near the hazard itself that allows the player characters to either reduce the penalty, or remove it either entirely or for a period of time.

- Loot-Based: There is a piece of gear or loot somewhere in the dungeon that will allow players to overcome the current hazard, or greatly reduce its efficacy.

Now, ideally, a Game Master should have some combination of all three solutions present to ensure there's always a way to deal with the obstacle in front of them.

I wonder if the pocket watch we found has something to do with this...

Let's return to the example of the mist-covered floor, and the hazards it's concealing. I'm going to use Pathfinder examples because it's the system I know best.

 

Now, for the first solution, let's say someone is playing a Burn Rider barbarian archetype, which gives them the extraordinary ability Cindersight. This allows them to see through smoke, fog, and mist as if it's not there, provided they have enough light to see otherwise. So at least one character can just see where the holes in the floor are, as well as the enemies who are lurking within the mist. Now, that character could just dictate to the other members of the party where the hazards are, and what routes are safe, which partially solves the problem, but it doesn't negate the concealment for enemies like iron cobras (or just regular cobras) lurking in the fog... for anyone other than the barbarian, at least. Alternatively, a spellcaster could use something simple like gust of wind to blow away the mist, revealing what's beneath it... for a time, at least.

But say there's an environmental off-switch. Perhaps there are grates that could be forced open with a high Strength check (once they're found), and they will suck the mist away. Perhaps smashing out a boarded up window would naturally allow in sunlight and wind, dispersing the mist. Or if the mist is being generated by a magic item like an eversmoking bottle, capping it would naturally cut off the mist and allow what already exists to dissipate. Ideally an environmental off-switch is something any character should be able to interact with, but it likely requires some variety of danger to accomplish, or a particular ability (like the high Strength to flip the switch) in order to make the arena safe.

Lastly, there's a loot-based solution. Ideally an item will exist somewhere else in the dungeon before the hazardous room, and players should face some kind of difficulty in order to acquire it. As an example, say there was an encounter with several cultists, and their cult leader in a previous room. Players who slay them might find their enemies were wearing Goz masks, which among other things allow the wearer to see through smoke and mist (it's also a heinously expensive item, but it will work for this example). Alternatively, the party might find scrolls of spells like gust of wind, ensuring that even if that spell is not on the casters' lists, or they didn't prepare it today, they still have the resource needed to deal with this hazard.

Don't worry... I've got this.

Incorporating this design philosophy does several things for you as a Game Master. First and foremost, it makes your dungeons feel more like a puzzle that needs to be solved, and players who go in prepared may find that they can save themselves a lot of time, energy, and effort... but if it turns out they don't have the abilities to bypass a particular challenge, they can still choose to brute force it (likely risking serious harm to their characters in the process), or they can examine the area to find a solution to the problem.

Ideally, you want your players to be thinking, observing, and treating your arenas like organic parts of the world, rather than as pass/fail locations where you either brought the correct solution with you, or you have to pay a pound of flesh to get past. Also, as a bonus for players who are willing to get really stuck in, it's also possible that denizens of the dungeon may know of ways to get past difficult areas, or they can turn off particular hazards for the party, assuming the party bribes, threatens, or performs the proper social interaction. As I said in Monsters Don't Have To Be MONSTERS, encouraging social interactions with various creatures can really keep your players on their toes!

Also, for those who would like to see this philosophy at-work, consider checking out my own adventures A Night At The Slaughterhouse Inn (for Pathfinder) and The Price of Iron (for Dungeons & Dragons 5E).

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You Have My Permission To Play How You Want (In Case You Need It)

When people first get into roleplaying games, it can feel like diving into a deep and chaotic sea. There's all the rules, builds, combinations, and mechanical options, but there's also the lore, roleplaying, history, and setting. It can all feel like one giant mishmash, and that can be overwhelming for a lot of players. And it's for that reason that a lot of players (and a lot of Game Masters) tend to stick to archetypes, stereotypes, and classic interpretations. It's sort of like strapping on a life preserver... you're still in the sea, but you've got some support to help stop you from getting lost in the sauce.

However, a lot of the time we can cling to these interpretations, even when the frameworks we were using to support our ideas instead start limiting our ideas. Which is why I wanted to take a moment to do something sort of silly, but which might be helpful for some folks.

You have my permission to be weird. To be creative. Anything you come up with that doesn't violate the letter of the rules, or your GM's edicts for the campaign, is fair game. So go, and be free!

The only limitations are your mind, and the consent of your table.

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Who Am I (And Why Does My Permission Matter?)

First and foremost, I am just a guy on the Internet who writes about games. I have also been writing for RPGs for something like 14 years or so now, and a lot of the titles I've put out on the market like 100 Tips For Being A Better RPG Player or 100 Questions To Ask About Your Characters are meant to help players make the most out of their time at the table. However, it's my Unusual Character Concepts series (and the reactions to it) that reminded me to reach out to players who might be hesitating this week.

For folks who haven't checked out my articles like The Hedge Knight or The Janissary, the basic idea of this series is to come up with unusual or unexpected twists on character classes and stories to create something new, unique, and fun. And a lot of folks comment that they hadn't thought of a class in those terms before, or how this background makes something they thought was boring and buttoned up into a much more interesting concept.

There are some players, and even some Game Masters, who aren't used to swimming without that life preserver on. Because while it keeps you safe, it also limits you in a lot of ways. Creative freedom can feel risky, but it can also feel liberating... but sometimes you just need a little reminder of your power. A little push in the right direction.

And I'm happy to give folks a pressure valve.

Because you have always had the power. You can do anything you want when you explore your imagination. However, it can sometimes feel like you're doing something wrong when you step off the well-trodden path. Whether you want to make a Beer Brewing Witch, or a Fire and Brimstone Cleric, you can do all that without even twisting the rules of the game.

So go forth, be weird, and if you'd like even more suggestions, then check out the rest of the Unusual Character Concepts list for yourself!

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To stay on top of all my latest releases, follow me on Blue Sky, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and now Pinterest as well! To support my work, consider Buying Me a Ko-Fi, or heading to The Literary Mercenary's Patreon page to become a regular, monthly patron. That one helps ensure you get more Improved Initiative, and it means you'll get my regular, monthly giveaways as a bonus!

"The A.L.I.C.E. Files" Had Our First AMA, And We're Gearing Up For Season 2!

We're coming up on a year since I started putting together the trailer and first episode for The A.L.I.C.E. Files, the audio drama series I launched on YouTube in partnership with Alice Liddell which is best described as Alice in Wonderland pushed through the filter of The X-Files. It's been a year of learning a bunch of new audio and video editing tricks, writing scripts, plotting the overarching story, and trying to reach out to find an audience who is willing to dive into the world of these strange stories to see where it is we're going.

We recently finished Season 1, and we're digging into episodes for Season 2, I wanted to let folks know that we put together an Ask Me Anything to wrap up our initial collection of stories. I also wanted to take a moment to talk to folks who made it this far, because we really need your help in keeping this project going right now.

Don't worry, we aren't asking for money. We just need you to click a few buttons on our behalf... shouldn't take more than 30 seconds or so, and it would make a huge difference to us!

So come on in, and let's see if our tales can entice you!

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Answering Some Questions (And Making A Simple Request)

To begin at the beginning, after the Season 1 finale we first put out a video from Director Harrington, asking as many folks to give us their questions and curiosities as possible. And while we did have to prod a couple members of our audience, we did get quite a selection of queries when all was said and done!

And once we had all of those questions (and we collected a few others from social media posts and the comment sections of our other videos) Alice and I sat down in front of the camera and decided to give our viewers what they wanted... as best we could, at any rate!

While we're making good progress (in my opinion, at least), we've got a long way to go before YouTube actually starts sharing revenue with us... and that is where the favor I have to ask comes in.

For folks who don't know, when I proposed this YouTube collaboration between Alice and myself about a year ago, my hope was that we'd be able to get the YouTube channel monetized, and that we could turn it into a legitimate source of income. These things take time, but my hope was that after a season of stories we'd have built up some momentum, and we'd be close to hitting a couple of goals. If it took us a little longer, well, that was okay, because we had plenty of time and ideas to go through.

Well... it turns out that time is something that isn't actually on our side anymore.

First and foremost, to get a channel partially monetized (which gives you access to super fan tips, subscriptions, etc.), YouTube requires you to have 500 subscribers, and 3,000 watched hours in a single 365 day span. To get a channel fully monetized (which is all the previous stuff and you now get a cut of the ad revenue on your videos) YouTube requires you to have 1,000 subscribers, and 4,000 watched hours of content in a single 365 day span.

At time of writing we have 396 subscribers, and somewhere around 2,100 watched hours. So if we keep a steady pace, we should clear that first hurdle by the end of 2026... unfortunately, things are changing in January 2027.

And it is giving us a MASSIVE headache...

I wrote about this over on my sister blog The Literary Mercenary in the post Thanks To YouTube's Recent Announced Changes, The A.L.I.C.E. Files Needs Your Help!, but if you didn't see it, the short version is that YT is doubling the amount of watched hours it takes to get fully monetized. So instead of 4,000 hours (which already takes something going at least a little viral to actually clear), you'll now need 8,000 hours in a single 365 day span... or 22 hours a day, every day, without fail, for an entire goddamn year!

If that sounds like they're just trying to avoid ever paying smaller creators a part of the revenue the site rakes in from advertising... yeah, that's basically what's going on.

And while that is bad enough, there's even more difficulties on our horizon. Because the real Alice is being forced to relocate herself rather rapidly, and moving on practically no notice is expensive. I gave the details on how folks can help in Author and RPG Designer Alice Liddell Is Moving, And Really Needs Our Help To Make It Happen!, however, the short version is that she needs as many income streams as she can possibly get to try to land on her feet.

So if you want to make sure this project gets to at least finish the second season, and that we can keep the lights on and food in the cabinets, please go to The A.L.I.C.E. Files on YouTube, subscribe to the channel, and give Season 1 a watch! Because if we can get at least 104 more subscribers, and just under 1,000 more hours, we'll at least be able to eke out enough to keep telling more stories in the short-term.

Thank you in advance to everyone who can help. We're strained to our seams over here at the moment, but I'm hoping that if we call the banners we can get enough folks to rally behind us that we can storm YouTube's battlements, and actually make them share the bounty that we're earning!

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Author and RPG Designer Alice Liddell Is Moving, And Really Needs Our Help To Make It Happen

First and foremost, I wanted to apologize to folks. Things have been truly hectic on my end of the screen, with a lot of people in my circles having to pull stakes and get out of their current situation in a hurry. And one of those people is my partner and co-creator Alice Liddell. She is facing a serious uphill battle, she needs to move quickly, and could really use some help to make the ends meet on this rope trick.

I know money is tight for everyone right now, so let me say this up front. If you have money you can lend to the cause, please do that. But if your belt is tight, there are things you can do that don't cost a single red cent that will help. The full list is below, but please, if you've read this far, we need as many hands on deck as possible, and in whatever capacity you can.

Thank you in advance to everyone out there. It really means a lot to us.

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Here's How You Can Help

 

I'll get right to the point this week. We are facing a lot of expenses, and a lot of bills to make this happen. And while Alice and myself are cranking out as much content as we can for folks' enjoyment, it hasn't made us wealthy. And if you want to help get her settled in a safe place of her own where she can keep writing books, streaming, and recording more audio dramas for folks' enjoyment, please take a look at the following list.

If You Just Want To Donate Money

 

This is the most direct way to help ensure that Alice has cash in-hand to pay bills and cover costs. If you just want to give Alice a little extra money to cover costs (even if it's just a couple bucks), then go to her Ko-Fi page, and send a small donation.

If You'd Like To Buy Some Coffee

 

In addition to a Ko-Fi page (which is a place that people can go to just give Alice a tip), she also has a partnership with Bones coffee. Given that massive layoffs were just announced in the trucking industry, and the fact that the Strait of Hormuz is still closed, it might be best to have enough bags of brown joy on-hand to last you a month... or two... or six.

 

So go through Alice's link, buy some Bones, and you'll get tasty coffee, while she gets her affiliate payment.

If You'd Like To Buy Some Books

Alice writes a lot of books, and she's got a little something for every taste. From Succumb To Darkness, which is about vampires during the French Revolution, to Geisha Hands, which is a historical novel which she also illustrated about a geisha's life in Japan, there are a lot of options. Check out her main Amazon author page (as well as her secret Little Alice author page which has even more books) and grab something for your next read. Kindle is good if you don't mind digital, but if you get a physical copy she can sign it for you if you run into us at an event!

If You'd Like To Check Out Her RPG Supplements

Like myself, Alice has also published several titles through Azukail Games. So if you're one of the regular RPG folks who come to this blog, I'd recommend taking a look at her titles:

- 100 Stat Boost Potion Recipes (this one goes deep, and I'd highly recommend it)

- 100 Flowers and Trees Sure To Boost Your Stats

- 100 Avian Beasts

- 100 Witches

- 100 Dangerous Plants

While I can recommend each of these titles, I will say that if you want to get all of them we should have a bundle deal coming out for them soon. If you just want one or two, though, it's a good idea to pick them up sooner rather than later!

Free Things You Can Do To Help

The previous sections are all things that are guaranteed to put cash in Alice's hands relatively quickly, and in a lot of circumstances you also get a tasty bit of merch. But if you want to go the extra mile (or you just don't have the extra money to spare for the other options right now), then please do the following things:

- Subscribe to Alice's gaming YouTube channel KHR Arts (she needs 17 more subscribers to cross the monetization minimum, and then all she has to worry about are the watched hours before it starts paying her every month).

- Subscribe to The A.L.I.C.E. Files (this is the ongoing audio drama series she and I have been working on. We're only 109 subscribers and 1,000 hours of watched content away from unlocking the initial monetization options, which would allow us to start earning with that channel).

- Subscribe to Alice The Author (this is Alice's channel where she talks about being an author, and you could subscribe to all 3 of her channels for the hat trick. This one is only 43 subscribers away from the initial payout level, and only needs 1,000 hours and change to cross that goal, thanks to a recent semi-viral video).

- Follow Alice on Instagram, and interact with her posts (Instagram is one of the only social media sites where she was/is monetized, but she's been effectively shadow banned for being too LGBTQ+ friendly. So let's boost her numbers, and force the algorithm to give her the exposure she needs to get paid)!

- Follow Alice on Twitch (she hasn't been streaming since the basement flooded, which was the inciting incident that has led to the current troubles... but she'll be back to it as soon as she's in a space where she can, and having a bigger audience waiting for her would be pretty nifty).

All Your Help Is Deeply Appreciated

It feels like every time we turn around there's another creator, artist, or community that's in desperate need of help. So if you've read this far (especially if you did at least a few of the things I listed above), thank you. Every little bit helps, as the old saying goes, and we're just doing our best to roll with the punches... but this one is an uppercut, and it's got us seeing stars.

So again, thank you.

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That's all for this week's Moon Pope Monday. To stay on top of all my content and releases, make sure you subscribe to my newsletter at the bottom of the page!

Again, for more of my work, check out my Vocal archive, and stop by the Azukail Games YouTube channel, or the ongoing audio drama channel The A.L.I.C.E. Files! Or if you'd prefer to read some of my books, like my sword and sorcery novel Crier's Knife or my latest short story collection The Rejects, then head over to My Amazon Author Page!

To stay on top of all my latest releases, follow me on Blue Sky, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and now Pinterest as well! To support my work, consider Buying Me a Ko-Fi, or heading to The Literary Mercenary's Patreon page to become a regular, monthly patron. That one helps ensure you get more Improved Initiative, and it means you'll get my regular, monthly giveaways as a bonus!